Brain Storm

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud? shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

Lord Dharamraj asks him, “Please tell me who are you , so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?”

The guy replies, “I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi!”

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says to? Banta Singh, “Please take this silken robe & golden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

Now it is the priest’s turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice, “I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for the last 40 years.”

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says to the Priest, “Please take this cotton robe, wooden staff & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”

“Just a minute,” says the agonised Priest. “How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden staff, and me, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe & a Wooden staff?”

“Results my friend, results,” shrugs Lord Dharamraj.? “While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED.”

|Moral of the story|

Its PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. … You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.

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The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

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The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

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She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!”

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Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

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Floor 6 – You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

For all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth!