Why why why…???
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough money in your account?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway…
