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Some joys are better expressed in silence
as a smile holds more meaning than words.
I was asked if i enjoy having you in my life……
I just smiled!
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A middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day.
He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway patrolman [...]

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It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb.
He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00am.
I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before [...]

A nice online dictionary of computing. No ads, no banners. Just plain text format with lots of information available. Try it. Its worth spending few minutes on it.
http://foldoc.org/
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25-Apr-07
A flaw in one’s character will show up under pressure.
-Anon
24-Apr-07
I treat others exactly the way I want to be treated.
- Dionne Warwick
23-Apr-07
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time
- Alfred E. Wiggam
22-Apr-07
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
- [...]

The eagle has the longest life-span of its’ species.
It can live up to 70 years. But to reach this age, the eagle must make a hard decision.
In its’ 40’s, its’ long and flexible talons can no longer grab prey which serves as food. Its’ long and sharp beak becomes bent. Its’ old-aged and heavy [...]

Q?.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd rank, Opted for IFS)
Q.If you [...]

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning.
This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!
OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987
ESSAY QUESTION
Question : What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer : This is [...]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not [...]