Archive for April 2007

The most romantic line ever……

Some joys are better expressed in silence as a smile holds more meaning than words. I was asked if i enjoy having you in my life…… I just smiled! ~~~~~ Subscribe to My Blog by Email

Runaway Husband !!!!

A middle aged man was going through his mid-life crisis so he went out and bought him a new bright red Porsche. So he decided to take his new Porsche on a test drive down the interstate one day. He got up to about 85 mph and all of a sudden he saw this highway [...]

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Happiness is…

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80′s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an [...]

Free On-line Dictionary of Computing

A nice online dictionary of computing. No ads, no banners. Just plain text format with lots of information available. Try it. Its worth spending few minutes on it. http://foldoc.org/ ~~~~~ Subscribe to My Blog by Email

Quote of the Day (April)

25-Apr-07 A flaw in one’s character will show up under pressure. -Anon 24-Apr-07 I treat others exactly the way I want to be treated. – Dionne Warwick 23-Apr-07 A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time – Alfred E. Wiggam 22-Apr-07 The reason why worry kills more [...]

The story of the eagle?

The eagle has the longest life-span of its’ species. It can live up to 70 years. But to reach this age, the eagle must make a hard decision. In its’ 40′s, its’ long and flexible talons can no longer grab prey which serves as food. Its’ long and sharp beak becomes bent. Its’ old-aged and [...]

UPSC….. results

Q?.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd rank, [...]

Courage

This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam! OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987 ESSAY QUESTION Question : What is courage? (50 Marks) Answer [...]

Not to mess with a child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a [...]